Se: Hey there it's Se and Ce here again. We're back for another round of um Ce what do we call this? Yo, Mistress of Cuddlyness, stop trying to use Mr. Whippy on me. I can't write that fast.

Ce: Who me? crack I'm not doing anything. smack Type beyotch! Type!
Mwhahahahaha

Se: Ow! Ow! Damn it that stings. Put that thing away or I'm telling.

Ce: Telling who?

Se: I'm gonna tell Shar.
For the Love of God Woman, stop that.

Ce: Mwhahahaha cough Damn... Gotta see the doc

Se: Ut oh, what's wrong?

Ce: Bit of a cough... Nothing that a couple of cough drops or shot of whiskey can't cure. wink Okay, maybe not whiskey . . . How about an apple martini?
Alcohol kills germs...

Se: Any excuse right?

Ce: Yep!

Se: Okay, while the new hottie bartender works his magic let's get down to business. Rules for Porn.

Ce: Porn Rules!!!!!

Se: Yes, Porn rules, but what other rules can there be? How about no more Pizza delivery guy fantasies?

Ce: Ugh! Yes! I'm sorry, but the pizza delivery guy is never that hot and does not come with a dick that is that long, that wide, and hard out the gate.

Se: Thank You! What other porn fantasias should be retired? How about a little equal opportunity? How about female boss and hot male worker?

Ce: Oh! Yeah baby! I could get into that... Tom! This work was crap! Bend over while I whack you with a ruler!

Se: Tom has been very naughty. LOL. How about baby-sitter should be retired?

Ce: Um, yeah... That fantasy is just squicky. I realize guys want a young woman, but if she's babysitting your kid? That's just gross. I am over "Oh... Mr. Feinstein...
What are you doing?"
"Fucking you beyotch! What does it look like."
Okay, that is just wrong. Enough I tell you, enough! Ce stomps stiletto

Se: Enough is enough!

Ro (on the phone with Ce and Se): What about Dirty Talk? There needs to be some rules.

Se: Hon we'll get to the do's and don'ts of dirty talk in a bit.

Ce: But wait... dirty talk can be dirty and good in a naughty kind of way. I don't want it to be gone entirely.

Se: We'll save dirty talk for a bit later. How about football cheerleader fantasy.

Ce: Okay... Um, if a guy just finished practice, is covered in yucky dirt and stuff, I am not going to drop my drawers and be all 'do me baby'. I'll be like...get in the shower bucko!

Se: You can help him shower.

Ce: Um, no. I don't want to be near him unless he's super clean. Like super . . . super dooper

Se: Okay, now that, that's over dirty talk.

Ce: call me confused.

Se: Sorry I meant onto dirty talk.

Ce: Ooh, baby. You know how I like it...

Se: Let's talk Rules for talking dirty.

Ce: Oh, I thought you wanted me to talk dirty to you. I see.

Se: What! Where's the mind bleach?

Ce: The 'C' word should never ever be used...unless of course she likes it. But I don't really, so no. Then again, sometimes it is kinda hot.... I'm not very good at this.

Se: Yeah, insults are not sexy. Unless the person likes it.

Ce: See, you're not good at this either

Se: Oh, enthusiasm is a must.

Ce: How about this? I'd like the women to be a bit more vocal...and realistic when they're vocal. And they should look like they're enjoying themselves. Yeah.

Se: Ce where'd you go? Stop staring at Shemar Moore Nekky.

Ce: But I'm trying to imagine how big he'd be if he was... you know

Se: Ce!

Ce: Yes... I'm here.

Se: Okay, good. I've got your attention.

Ce: You know you're thinking the same thing....

Se: No I wasn't!

Ce: Um, yeah, right.... And I've got a wall in China to sell you... Or is it a bridge in Brooklyn. Maybe they should do a porno on the brooklyn bridge! Yes!

Se: Brooklyn dear. Now back to Dirty talk. Cursing is a good thing.

Ce: Oh! Yes, it is! Fuck is a great word to use during sex. Especially when the guy is all grrrrrr....

Se: Grrrr. . . ?

Ce: Yeah. Grrrrrr.... The readers will know what I'm talking about.

Se: You mean aggressive?

Ce: Yeah... But more grrrr and animilastic... but not beastiality, that's gross

Se: Yes that is gross.

Ce: Look! We agree! Kodak Moment! click

Se: LOL. I know scary. Ah! I wasn't ready!

Ce: Too bad... that one's going in the scrapbook...

Se: But I could have red eyes and my hair is a mess.

Ce: CS2 can fix the red eyes and I can probably put new hair on you too. it's all good.

Se: Can you air brush me to look like Halle Berry?

Ce: Not sure, but I'll give it a shot. grin Okay, back on task cause I'm tired.

Se: Are you laughing at me?

Ce: LOL. Acceptable works: Pussy, Cock, Ass, Fuck. Unacceptable: C*nt
Okay, I only have one bad word.

Se: Calling a woman a bitch or ho during sex, not acceptable.

Ce: Ooh! Yeah, those are bad too. I am not a bitch. Nope, never, ever. Not even when PMSing

Se: Not sexy at all. And what about insulting the guy?

Ce: Can I tell him he has a small weenie if he does?

Se: LMAO!

Ce: That wasn't an answer.

Se: I don't think that will help dear.

Ce: Oh. Okay Be that way then.

Se: But if he insults you, you can. LOL

Ce: Booyah!

Se: LOL. Okay, what else were we supposed to talk about . . . oh yeah . . . SEX TOYS!

Ce: Sex toys whine But mom, I'm tired....

Se: Who you calling mom?

Ce: Sex toys are great at helping you get to sleep though. One big O and I'm out
like a light.

Se: Uh, Ce, hon what have you been doing?

Ce: Nothing.... yet. Recommended sex toys:

Ben Wa balls

Silver Bullet

Rabbit

Se: Oh lord, okkkaaaayyy, know what, we'll save sex toys for next time so you can um, you know go get some sleep. How's that?

Ce: Woot!

Se: So next time SEX TOYS! The good, the bad and the what the hell is that! Don't forget guys, you can give us suggestions for convos.